El Aguacatero Michoacano
Exterminador
The Michoacan Avocado Grower
I am from Michoacan gentlemen
Born and raised in Zamora
I like to pull the band
To listen to the tambora
Walking happily I swear
That my wallet never cries
In Michoacan I am born
Avocado grower by trade
I don't shy away from work
I like to work hard
I think I'm already grown up
To maintain the vice
Play music for me as I walk
Like water for chocolate
And let the others serve us
Here for all my buddies
If I run out of money
I'll pay you with avocados
I like tequila
Because it comes from the maguey
But I like to buy it
Why pretend otherwise
I don't like getting drunk
With Kool-Aid water
When I grab the bottle
I last up to a week
It doesn't matter if they criticize me
I'm spending my money
And I can do with my life
Whatever I please
Enjoy your guacamole
I have the avocados here
Grab them, I'm in a good mood
Just don't mistreat them
If you don't buy, don't squeeze
Because the product will spoil
The avocado grower is leaving
But I'll be back later
While to the tree of balls
The rest doesn't matter to me
I am pure Michoacan
Even if many don't like it
