El Judicial Y El Traficante

Good evening friend
If you would be so kind as to get out of your truck
Because we are going to do a routine check

Don't be a clown, my federal
Just tell me how much we settle for
You already know what I bring

You're mistaken, my friend, no one has bought me
And those who try to do it are all
Locked up

Hahaha, excuse me, my general, but it seems to me
That you wouldn't even peel a goat with bites

Oh, that little laugh is what gets me heated, now
You've annoyed me, you piece of vermin

I'm going, I'm going to scare myself to death

At an anti-drug checkpoint, a tough mafioso fell
He was very brave, had a truck loaded to Rio Colorado
He met a very honest judge

The very honest judge
Made it clear to the man
If you don't have anything, my friend
You have nothing to fear, sorry
For the inconvenience, but that's our duty

The trafficker said to him
Trying to bribe him
You know what I bring
Why are you going to search me
You better tell me
How much to cooperate

Friend, you're mistaken
No one has bought me
And those who try to do it
Are all locked up
And those who get tough
Are already buried

Exterminator

The trafficker replied
Forgive me for saying this
It seems to me, friend
That you wouldn't even peel a goat with bites
Talkers
Of your kind, none measure up

The judge replied, laughing out loud
It seems to me that you
Couldn't even kill a monkey with spanks
You're one of those who back down
At the first sign of trouble

I'm a trafficker, my friend
With hot blood
I'm a man of few words
Now that we're face to face
If you need help, I'll lend you some to get you going

They drew their guns
At the slightest movement
And in split seconds
The trafficker falls dead and the judge
Has been promoted at the prosecutor's office