Las Dos Monjas

The two nuns
A truck left Durango
At two or three in the morning

A truck left Durango
At two or three in the morning
They were carrying two very cool girls
Pure cocaine and also marijuana
But they disguised themselves as nuns
To be able to take them to Tijuana
The checkpoints on the highway
Didn't search the nuns
Maybe out of respect for the convent
But they never imagined
That they were two big smugglers
Who were passing drugs under their noses
The agent on duty
At that inspection in Nogales
Apparently was not very religious
And immediately started asking
Where they were coming from and what they were carrying
Said the chief of the federal agents
Very calmly the nuns answered
We are heading to an orphanage
And the boxes you see in the truck
Are teas and powdered milk
Intended for the orphans
And if you don't believe it, well, too bad

Said the chief of the federal agents
I'm going to do the routine check
I ask you, excuse us, little sisters
But I want to clear my doubts
I have a feeling that the powdered milk
Has turned into cocaine
With a mocking gesture, the agent
Approached and said to the little nuns
I'm sorry for the orphans
They won't be able to drink their milk
Now tell me your names
If it's not too much trouble, little sisters
One said my name is Sister Juana
The other said my name is Sister Surprise
And at the same time they lifted their habits
And pulled out some machine guns
And killed the federal agents
And drove off in their van

In Durango they are looking for two nuns
Who have not returned to the convent
And one thing I can assure you
Is that they arrived with the shipment
They say they are very dangerous
And that they live in Sacramento

From Durango two nuns left
At two or three in the morning