Villancico del Rey de Extremadura
Extremoduro
Christmas Carol of the King of Extremadura
Life doesn't smile at me, damn humanity.
It's freezing like hell
Christmas is coming.
And if we have any teeth left
we'll eat nougat.
I'm getting constipated
inside my heart.
And I don't care
if the kings don't come for me anymore,
as long as the camels come
I'm, bastards, happier.
No...night of peace,
no...night of love.
Everyone against everyone, damn it all,
and from the sky a star will come:
it's a space rocket.
No...night of peace,
no...night of love.
A truce! damn it all,
and from the sky shit will fall.
it's a nuclear bomb.