Lo Bueno de Ser VTuber

I'm going to tell you the good thing about being a VTuber
But before I start snoring
I'm going to crack open a monster
Because it's been 30 hours since I went to bed

Crack open a can, ah

I can be recording in the bathroom, blocking the drain
It doesn't matter if I shower only once a year
It doesn't matter if I don't brush my teeth
Because the smell doesn't come through on the other side

And that's the good thing about being a VTuber!
The good thing about being a VTuber!
It's the good thing about being a VTuber!
The good thing about being a VTuber!

I went out in my underwear to walk my dog
While on the screen, they keep watching my avatar
I'm recording in my bear pajamas
There are socks on the floor, the keyboard is sticky

My character can be whatever I want
A boy, a girl, looking beautiful on the outside
But inside, it's me hiding
My food is the monster, I'm all malnourished

While the taxman keeps looking for me
For tax evasion, I keep using my discord
I'm going to create another server, impossible to moderate
Memories of Vietnam come back again

My avatar was very cheap
When I wink, its arms fall off
The prettiest ones are from very rich people
My PC can't handle them, it explodes like dynamite

Many people want to know who I am, where I am, where I'm going
They want to dox me, they want to catch me
If they ever manage to find me
Tell my dad where the place is

No one knows if I'm a human being, maybe a Martian
If what I say is written or improvised
Or if I stole from another YouTuber what I do

They pay me to say 'onichaaan!'
And it doesn't matter if I'm all messed up
My avatar keeps smiling like a maniac
I think that's why mom has disinherited me

It's the good thing about being a VTuber!
The good thing about being a VTuber!
It's the good thing about being a VTuber!
The good thing about being a VTuber!

It's the good thing about being a VTuber!
The good thing about being a VTuber!
It's the good thing about being a VTuber!
The good thing about being a VTuber!!!