S'ì Fosse Foco

If I were fire, I would burn the world
If I were wind, I would storm it
If I were water, I would drown it
If I were God, I would send it to the depths
If I were pope, I would then be joyful
For I would entangle all the Christians
If I were emperor, what would I do?
I would cut off everyone's head round

If I were death, I would go to my father
If I were life, I would flee from him
Similarly, I would do with my mother
If I were blind, as I am and was
I would take the young and graceful women
And leave the old and ugly ones to others