A Multa
Falcão
The Ticket
Just because I was driving drunk
Without a seatbelt and no license
No brakes, no headlights, no stoplight
A cop pulled me over
I tried to act tough
And before I could even argue
A sergeant told a soldier
Ticket, that son of a bitch, ticket
That son of a bitch, ticket to teach a lesson
Ticket, that son of a bitch, ticket
That son of a bitch, ticket to teach a lesson
But officer, I'm feeling down
My wife ran off with a friend
Leaving me with a decorated skull
He then said that's just another reason
'Cause here in the code there's an article
That says a cuckold pays double
Ticket, that son of a bitch, ticket
That son of a bitch, ticket to teach a lesson
Ticket, that son of a bitch, ticket
That son of a bitch, ticket to teach a lesson
He said my friend, let's have a chat
You haven't paid your car tax and your insurance is overdue
And knowing how things go, if you don't leave us the coffee money
You're really screwed with me
Ticket, that son of a bitch, ticket
That son of a bitch, ticket to teach a lesson
Ticket, that son of a bitch, ticket
That son of a bitch, ticket to teach a lesson
