Onde Houver Fé, Que Eu Leve A Dúvida

I don't drink, don't smoke, don't sniff
Don't dance, don't gamble, don't date standing
But on the path I'm on, I'll end up in trouble
I don't give in, don't accept, don't open
Don't allow, don't tolerate
To ruin this blessed erection
A priest once told me:
'What is not good is certainly bad
What is not sweet is surely bitter
And what is not hell might be heaven'
I pray novenas, thirteen-day prayers, I stuff myself with communion wafers
And even eat crap to fulfill a vow
I sin, I'm picky, I lie
I fall into temptation, I eat pork
I swear the holy name in vain
The pope should have said:
That chastity doesn't matter anymore
It must be broken in front or from behind
Because there are certain things that are inconceivable
Because it is by giving that one receives