Evil
I love the ladies and I love to drink
And I love to fight with the bouncer, you think?
I’m all about brawls, I’m always causing a scene
I’m the one who pisses in your beer, if you know what I mean
I’m the jerk next door, always messing with you
And when I’m done with you, your girlfriend’s in my view
I’m never sober, I’m always trashed
I’ll step on your foot and say: What’s the clash?
I’ll throw up on you, you can deal with that
Right in your face, I don’t care, how about that?
You dumb pig, now listen up
Hey, get lost and just let me be, what’s up?
Don’t freak out, you’ll never get me
Man, kiss my ass, screw me in the knee
I’ll hit your girl from behind, that’s my game
I’m Smudo - I’m just plain insane
Don’t come at me, you dumb pig
Watch out, or I’ll knock you out, real big
Guys like you just make me sick
I’m done with you, now it’s my pick
I’m Thomas 'D', a real ladies' man
And what are you? Just a coward, man
I’ve been with your girl, that was years ago
And with you, I’ll still put on a show
I’ll tear you apart, that’s just for you
Screw yourself, hey, screw you too
I can’t stand your face, you stupid swine
I’ll hit you in the mouth and kick you in the behind
If you come at me wrong, hey, you’re dead
I’m losing my mind, I’m seeing red
This damn gun makes a hell of a noise
I’m Thomas - I’m just a bad choice.