C'est Une Pute

But right away we get a message from the ministry of man's best friend,
I’m talking about the ministry of women. With a message 100%
macho, no guacamole. This one's for you ladies…
Despite what the purists say, the French language is still way too
male-dominated, nothing's changed.
A guy is a young dude, and a bitch is a whore.
A runner is a jogger, and a female runner is a whore.
A driver drives the bus, and a female driver is a whore.
A coach is a sports trainer, and a female coach, well, she's a
whore.
A ladies' man is a seducer, and a woman who attracts men is a
whore.
A dog, a four-legged animal, a female dog is a whore.
A pig is a dirty guy, a female pig is a whore.
A jerk is a nasty guy, a slut, well, she's a whore.
A player turns on the gas, a female player is a whore.
A masseur is a physical therapist, a female masseuse is a
whore.
A teacher is an instructor, a female teacher is a whore.
An easy guy is a nice dude, an easy woman, well, she's a
whore.
A calculator is a math whiz, a female calculator is a whore.
A junkie is a drug addict, a female junkie is a whore.
A beach is a volleyball court, a bitch is a whore.
A Hilton is a hotel, and Paris Hilton, well, she's a whore.