Juliette

Copacabana, Copacabana
Copacabana beach, Copacabana beach
Copacabana Beach

Attention, firefighters, coast guard, military police
Activity, Activity, Activity
Because I'm seeing, no, everyone's seeing
That hundreds of black women are falling from the waves
In the sea of Copacabana

Just take a look around
At Posto Cinco's rocks there are five hundred
At Posto Quatro's rocks, four hundred
At Posto Três's rocks, there are three hundred more
At Posto Dois's rocks, another two hundred

Activity, Activity

Lend me that flashlight because it's raining a lot
And this rescue needs to be illuminated, illuminated rescue

A week ago a Mexican ship
Leaked tequila in front of Copacabana's waterfront
The sun took care of evaporating it
So Copacabana is surrounded by a mist of
Evaporated tequila! Evaporated tequila!

And two hours ago a huge yacht Sargentelli
Sank full of succulent black women
So Copacabana's waterfront
Is being bombarded by a hangover of black women

Black women drowned in evaporated tequila
Samba dancers shipwrecked in evaporated tequila

And watching the rescue operations, there's a blonde girl
A Botticelli Nymph wanted by the police
A federal agent recognizes this blonde girl
And she runs away scared in the middle of the evaporated tequila

Scared blonde girl in evaporated tequila
Scared blonde girl in evaporated tequila

And in the middle of the rain the crowd asks
Tell me, officer, who is this blonde girl?
Her name is Juliette

And the soaked crowd asks
Tell me, officer, what did this blonde girl do?
She stole a holograph of Julio Iglesias holding an oat milk
From the Spanish embassy

And the soaked crowd asks
Where does this blonde girl come from?
Her mother belongs to a lineage of strippers and her father
Is undetermined!

The only information about him
Is that he belonged to the
Dutch football team of 1974
Juliette is the bastard daughter of the Dutch Carousel
From the Clockwork Orange

Who will it be, who could have been the father of this Botticelli Nymph?

Could it be Rensenbrink?
It could be
Or could it have been Rep?
It could be

Could it be Van Hanegem?
It could be
Or could it have been Neeskens?
It could be

Could it be Suurbier?
It could be
Or could it have been Krol?
It could be

Or could it have been Cruijff?
Or goalkeeper Jongbloed?

The cop shoots Juliette in the head
Takes the holograph to the station
And then buries the Botticelli nymph's body in the beach sand
In the middle of the evaporated tequila
Heavy rain

Evaporated tequila, heavy rain
Evaporated tequila, heavy rain
Evaporated tequila