Para Mi Fan Numero 1

Yao!
I'm a liar before you, I go first
I didn't want to diss you but I'm jealous of you
Why don't you surpass me, find yourself a new girl
Who holds your hand and accompanies you to school
Forget me, get lost. Pass the level already
You think by insulting me I'll come back to you
Not even joking, not crazy, not even high on coke
You're a little bastard, shut up

Here comes the one who sets the rules, the one who defeats you
The one who quickly destroys you in a beat
With just two words I can make you cry
Don't make me angry and make this worse

This is the situation you brought upon yourself
Making fun of you will be my tradition
So dumb, spoiled brat
How much longer until you graduate?

Go study, leave your house to work
At 18 and the guy has nothing
He doesn't even have shame with all he pretends
He acts tough and like a thug but truly faces nothing

Better not look for me, you might get scared
You know my songs and sing them with pleasure
You're my biggest fan, always attentive to everything
If you want, I'll hire you to do my backing vocals

You're good for nothing, just talk nonsense
Crying all day like a spoiled child
Yes, you were right, I deserve someone better
And the one I have now surpasses you by two

Better not mention him because he's a real man
You have to learn from his elegance, his demeanor
The envy that oozes out of you
Then you see me at the party and look at me like gold

You turn colorless, everything inside you churns
Worse than a woman on her period
I don't wish you harm because you're irrelevant to me now
You're an ant and as such, I'll step on you

I won't set the rules for you again, a woman is to be respected
You heard wrong, bastard, learn the lesson
Now tell your cousin to keep insulting on WhatsApp
While I prepare a track for the NASA folks
Yao!