No Soy Argentino

You say you're not Argentine
But look at what you just did
You made a tremendous mate
Now you have to add sugar to it

But this mate is sweet
I can't stand the bitter one
And the dulce de leche
I can't even stand to see

I don't like soccer
I don't know what offside is
Dude, and if they bring out the cards
I don't know how to play truco

I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine

Are you kidding me or what?
Is it a joke?
Dude, don't get down

You say 'dude' and also 'hey'
And in Argentine, that makes you

I think you're not paying attention to me
Stop bothering me
I never read the Martín Fierro
I'm not from Argentina

I don't like choripan
Although I must admit
That Ceratti and El Indio I love
Long live Charly García

I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine
I'm not Argentine

I am Argentine
I am Argentine
I am Argentine
Everyone is saying
Dou and buenardo
Dou and buenardo

I am Argentine