Ipocondria

Premonition, burning, skin turning red
Casual hookups, trans, gay, prostitutes
Warts and gonorrhea, the picture of health
Scrapes, secretions, and precautions due

Transmission method
Mucus, sperm, transfusion
Pain when I pee
Foul-smelling urine
Breathing crisis
Asthma, anxiety, sweat
Operating room
Mask, scalpel, doctor

And every day the symptoms of a different disease
And I just hope it’s all in my head
I touch my balls and walk around feeling down
Give me a couple drops, pass me half a pill

And every day the symptoms of a different disease
And I just hope it’s all in my head
I touch my balls and walk around feeling down
Give me a couple drops, pass me half a pill

Seminal fluid, subcutaneous eruptions
Blood oozing, genital herpes
Itching, red spots, coughing fits
Neck pain, unprotected sex

Gastrointestinal virus, grandma's remedy
The doctor's prescription, clean it well and wash
Allergic reactions
Antibacterial, antiretroviral, antihistamine
Healthy, sick, hypochondriac
Increased heart rate

And every day the symptoms of a different disease
And I just hope it’s all in my head
I touch my balls and walk around feeling down
Give me a couple drops, pass me half a pill

And every day the symptoms of a different disease
And I just hope it’s all in my head
I touch my balls and walk around feeling down
Give me a couple drops, pass me half a pill

Every day I have a different illness
Inside my head, head, head
Pass me half a pill