Jein

It is 1996,
my girlfriend is away and is tanning
in the South Seas. Alone?
Yes, my budget was small.
Great! Come in, welcome to the club!
I bet we'll make another big catch today
meet nice brides and lots of nice people.
Why constantly mourn?
Wow, look at this woman!
Shame, are you capable of that?!
Your sweetheart has barely left the country
and you stallion have been thinking about someone else for a long time.
Should I cry?
You know that I am faithful to my girlfriend.
I'm good but I just met my first love.
I am only allowed to sleep,
but I've always been keen on her.
Did you guess the look,
which she just threw across the room to me!
Oh my God, what is that idiot doing?
What a Pretty Woman,
luck is with the fools.
When I send the silent glances,
she kicks like Rummenigge, do you think she gets it?
You're as transparent as Plexiglas!
Uh, she's coming towards you.
Hey, little one, are you up for some dirty stuff?
Yes of course, er, no, I mean yes and no!

Should I really do it or should I just leave it? Yes and no....

I have a friend - a good one? - so to speak, my best,
and I have a problem,
I like his girlfriend - not his sister?
If I liked the sister, I wouldn't have the problem
that we have when he, she and I see each other.
When she comes into the room, I feel dizzy.
If I say she doesn't want anything from me, then I'm lying.
I want her, she wants me, she knows that, I know that.
Only my best friend doesn't know that.
And so I am in a dilemma
and that is also the reason
why I feel fucked by fate.
Why does he have the most beautiful woman as his wife?
With the most beautiful physique! - And is she smart? - Exactly!
Tears come to your eyes when you see
what is happening to me and what is happening to me.
Angels and devils appear on my shoulder
Angel left, devil right:
Right, take the woman, she wants it too
can you explain to me why you need good friends?'
'Stop, he wants to trick you,' cries the angel from the left,
"don't you know that this is shit and liars stink?"
And so the two of them argue about my conscience.
And believe it or not, I feel like shit.
And while the two are shouting at each other,
I choose yes, no, I mean yes and no!
Should I really do it or should I just leave it? Yes and no....

I guess I'm the soloist in our boys' choir now.
- Hey, ship, what are you doing tonight?
I'm just finishing my verse here,
pack my things and then I will
go to my girlfriend,
because if you honestly admit,
such nice, quiet evenings are few and far between
- Aha, you are invited,
on the guest list for the best party of all!
- And if you don't come with me then
you really missed something. And who's surprised?
It's almost going to be the party of the century.
Mmh, I'd actually like to!
Oh, the phone is just ringing.
-And she says it would be nice,
if you stay with me tonight
I thought that was agreed?
You know, I love this woman and that's why
I go from the gutter into the rain.
-Well, what is shipmaster now,
come with me, you colleague pig.
Yes, er, no, I mean yes and no!

Should I really do it or should I just leave it? Yes and no....