Schubsetanz

We’re warriors, real tough guys
But which knight really likes to dance?
We hate salsa, waltz, and rumba

Shoe-slap and cha-cha-cha
Our genes are hardwired
We’re conditioned for brawls
We’re neither dancers nor acrobats
More like primates in preschool

Ladies and gentlemen,
Do you know the magic word?
A little hit and then make up
Shove dance is knightly sport
Hey, you rabble, you scum
Get that stick out of your ass
It’s not very nice, just a bit mean, 'cause
Shove dance is knightly sport

Shove, shove, shove dance
Shove, shove, shove dance
Shove, shove, shove dance
Shove dance is knightly sport
Shove, shove, shove dance
Shove, shove, shove dance
Shove, shove, shove dance
Shove dance is knightly sport

When one day I stand at the altar
I’ll sail right into the harbor of marriage
You can wait a long time for the wedding dance
'Cause I’m gonna start a pogo
Instead of a wedding band playing jazz
It’ll be metal straight from hell
I’ll wear a helmet and armor
And then the pastor will ask

Ladies and gentlemen,
Do you know the magic word?
A little hit and then make up
Shove dance is knightly sport
Hey, you rabble, you scum
Get that stick out of your ass
It’s not very nice, just a bit mean, 'cause
Shove dance is knightly sport

So I have just one request
Make some room in your midst
Like Moses once parted the sea
Shove, shove, shove dance
But please don’t beat each other too hard

Shove, shove--
Shove, shove-
Shove, shove-
Shove, shove, shove dance
Shove, shove, shove dance
Shove, shove, shove dance
Shove dance is knightly sport