Cristianos

The Christians in my neighborhood, cry over the holy shroud.
They take good care of their sick, sacrifice their dead.
But if you're not a Christian, watch out for those saints.
If you don't go with the Christians, they'll damn you to hell, NO JOKE!

The church is always in good standing, with the church, whether left or right,
dictators of morality, they're a celestial monopoly.
Never dream of heaven if you're not good old Peter.
If you don't roll with our church, you'll have to deal with Sister Teresa.

YEAH! Oh! Holy Virgin, Oh! Saint Joseph, tell me quick, where did Christ go?