Flans

I have the autographs of Jerry Lewis,
Maradona and Peter Pan,
and as soon as they learn to write I will have
those of Pebbles and Bam Bam.
I will save, I will go on a safari
for Tarzan to sign for me,
for Indiana Jones I would go
to Pakistan, to Pakistan.

You always have to be ready to react
because you can find
any famous person in a nightclub
or when leaving a restaurant.
If that happens, don't hesitate,
kiss them decisively
and give them your address.
Flans, Flans,
lurking well armed for the famous,
Flans, Flans,
with my agenda, my pen, and my polaroid,
Flans, Flans,
an actor, a footballer, a rock singer.

If you like to see yourself with the youth
you can join a club,
for that hobby of chasing after
it's always better to go with more.
Like 'lend me your pen',
like 'leave me a paper',
like running after Bosé.

Flans, Flans...