Ai Ai Ui Ui

In the early morning when the rooster crows
I wake up and get ready
All set to work
I go to the corral to milk the cow
But the wicked one doesn't always want to cooperate with me
I took with me a bucket and a little stool
I even asked her sweetly to sit on the stool
I jumped aside, put my foot in the bucket
When I jumped the fence...

Oh oh ouch ouch, the bull came to hit me
Oh oh ouch ouch, the bull came to hit me
Oh oh ouch ouch, I can't sit anymore
Oh oh ouch ouch, the bull came to hit me
Oh oh ouch ouch, I can't sit anymore

I run out, pass by the chicken coop
Jump into the pigsty, I was scared to death
And when I jump, I step on the pig's tail
I slip, I fall, I land face down in the mud
I go wash to get rid of all the dirt
I cross the gate straight to the stream
I took off my clothes, I dove in, it was nice
But they stole my clothes...

Oh oh ouch ouch, they left me naked
Oh oh ouch ouch, they left me naked
Oh oh ouch ouch, more naked than Adam
Oh oh ouch ouch, they left me naked
Oh oh ouch ouch, more naked than Adam

So I grabbed a banana leaf
And ran without looking anywhere
And I came face to face with the farm owner
Who started hitting me with a broom, left me all broken
The kids seeing that mess
Made fun of me, I was embarrassed
I tried to start the engine, the kickstart didn't work
I pushed, it started with a jolt...

Oh oh ouch ouch, but the tire was flat
Oh oh ouch ouch, the tire was flat
Oh oh ouch ouch, what an unlucky day
Oh oh ouch ouch, the bull came to hit me
Oh oh ouch ouch, I can't sit anymore
Oh oh ouch ouch, they left me naked
Oh oh ouch ouch, more naked than Adam
Oh oh ouch ouch, the tire was flat
Oh oh ouch ouch, what an unlucky day

These things only happen to me!