Como Dijo Graucho

I ain't no special kind,
I pay the rent, the light, and the gas.
I like waking up, naturally,
I'm the typical person who empties the minibar...

If I don't go to church, it's not because I don't pay
To those damn good people sent by Allah!
I'd rather give my euro to the black guy
At the roundabout near the electronics store...

I never liked movies from books,
My father taught me to add with Laurel and Hardy,
As Groucho said: 'Stop the world, I want to get off'

[chorus]:
If you're gonna stand there with your arms crossed,
If you're okay with being just another sheep,
I have no owner, no chains,
No dog to bark at me or bite me. (2x)

I like going barefoot because I was taught to watch where I step,
I always step on flat ground,
Stones don't hurt me,
Nor do the nails they put in me.

These are my principles and I have no others,
If they try to manipulate me, they're messing with the wrong fool,
Tell the puppeteer; I'll cut the strings faster.

Sorry if I call you gentlemen but I don't know you,
I've seen you on posters and a little on TV,
I prefer the radio, they don't lie as much,
I wake up with the news.

[chorus]:
If you're gonna stand there with your arms crossed,
If you're okay with being just another sheep,
I have no owner, no chains,
No dog to bark at me or bite me. (2x)

Go out on the street through the window
Who said a man can't have wings,
Fly as far as you want,
Fly as fast as a bullet.

Go out on the street through the window
Who said a man can't have wings,
Fly as far as you want,
Fly as fast as a bullet.