La Mama de Tarzan

You think you're purebred
and a big deal, huh?,
your head's gotten way too big,
so true, it’s a fact,
so macho,
I’m that guy,
grab my dick
and play with it,
sharpen it with blue blood,
you feel like the last
Coca-Cola in the desert,
so high and mighty,
so stuck-up,
that it looks like you’ve got
shit-stache,
you son of a bitch,
you and your beloved,
your life is a joke, baby.

You feel like Tarzan's mom,
you feel like Tarzan's mom,
well if you think you’re all that,
so fancy and full of yourself,
the biggest hotshot, all ready to go,
and you even think that
farts don’t smell on you
and life owes you one, plebe.

Don’t get too full of yourself, please,
and if you suck, don’t hang on,
at least don’t take the cow with you,
show-off and loudmouth,
and if you step out of line,
you’re just a liver with lead in your blood.

You feel like Tarzan's mom,
you feel like Tarzan's mom,
you strut around like a big shot,
like a princess’s ass,
the divine heron wrapped in eggs,
all show and no substance, big-ass bird,
don’t be a jerk
and don’t go overboard.

The mom of all the chicks,
the wealthy, the influential,
Superman, the big shot, the little guy,
you think you’re the one in charge,
that no one deserves you,
and you even think your last name makes you special.

You feel like Tarzan's mom,
you feel like Tarzan's mom,
don’t put so much cream on your tacos,
don’t put so much cream on your tacos,
don’t put so much shit on your paper,
don’t put so much shit on your paper,
calm down,
calm down with your ego,
don’t be a prick.