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One day I didn't know what topic to write about
I didn't want to make jokes about covid
And those times you surf YouTube to see what's up
After like seven battles of Tri Star
I saw a video of someone reacting to Tik Tok
I've always thought that app is for kids
But lately, everyone's getting into it
I gave myself permission even though I'm 39
And they know damn well money is what moves me
They told me to dance the *enegado
But Lorenzo Lamas has already retired
I won't back down, I still want to be:
An old guy trying to do Tik Tok
An old guy trying to do Tik Tok
I don't want to lip sync and it's not anarchy
No way I'm lip syncing to myself
I wanted to join in and I feel old
I can't dance and I don't have a nice butt
And even though I can't say this subtly
I'm younger than Matador and Buenfin
I won't give up, one day I'll make it
I'm an old guy trying to do Tik Tok
An old guy trying to do Tik Tok
I always find out about trends late
And I can't use filters well
I want to figure out this trend
I swear my dignity still breathes
But I found a way to compose
A song that works on Tik Tok
The key is just to compose
In C minor
In C minor
In C minor
In C me
In C me
In C me--nor
(Tune change)
If you want to compose a song that on Tik Tok
Gets plays
You must find the tuning
That always falls in C minor
Because people on Tik Tok
Love C minor
They don't know about pitch
But they love C minor
(Tune change)
And if there's still someone
Who doesn't believe this formula
I'll show you how it's done
(Tune change)
You have to do it like this
And then like this
And then like this
And then in C minor
(Tune change)
And there's one that never fails
It's very kind
When everything fails, use
The old reliable
(Tune change)
Because on Tik Tok
People love everything in C minor
Or in D sharp major
Which are also related
Well, only musicians know that
Well, it goes like this
An old guy trying to do Tik Tok
An old guy trying to do Tik Tok
My brothers, I missed this like you have no idea
Thank you very much for joining us
Thank you for being part of the dream
My name is FRANCO ESCAMILLA
GOD BLESS YOU ALL
Until next time
Bye