Con Calma (Parodia)

With fries, I chest, you legs
And there's no fight
None of that tuna-tun girl

Hey, hey, and hey, hey, hey, hey
Di-di-di-di-di
Franda!
Hey, hey, and hey, hey, hey, hey
It's the parody
Boy

What's your name, Tracy?
Since I saw you, I can't stop chillin'
Tell your friends this ain't no Web-Bing
I invite you out, we'll swing by Makis
(I love Makis)

What's your name, Tracy?
Something tells me you're fancy
And if you don't dare, no problemo
We'll order chicken in a chill plan

With fries, I chest, you legs and there's no fight
None of that tuna-tun girl
Tell the neighbor if we're short
To lend us a coin
With auto-tune-tune girl

I arrive, I tell you something, come listen to me
I haven't paid the cable bill
I feel like calling Juan, he's in Pakistan (yeah)

Take some flu medicine
If your chest hurts
Check that plate
Make sure there's not a single hair
Oh, it was by chance
This isn't normal
Massage on the collarbone
Now that's good hospitality

Dance the Macarena, you have to look
Like they put salsa on you and you don't know what to do
Beat me, beat me, beat me in Catan
Beat me, beat me speaking German

Put on salsa, I want to see how she shakes it (sugar)
She turns blue, blue, girl
I go to the pool or the beach
Depending on who takes me in the trunk, girl

She has salmonella just like my grandma
But back then they didn't teach in school
I'm going home because the soap opera is starting
Don't repeat it or the show gets canceled
Because for you I'll go on a safari
The cover arrives, I bring the tarot cards
If I don't get married, I'll come in a Yaris

Wow! Come on, come on!
Go!

I drink cappuccino from Wednesday to Tuesday
I don't put cream if I have breakfast early
Dance for me, dance for me like an orangutan-tan
Dance for me, dance for me the toucan's step

Nostalgia
Shakira, take me on your bike
It's your attitude, girl
While we watch
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
It's on YouTube, girl

On your bike
Listen Shakira, take me on your bike
For the people who wonder and are restless
We'll release every Sunday
A parody on the channel, that's a promise

And now I ask for the full squad
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We're back
And nothing stops us and they'll also sue us
Don't forget to activate the bell, buddy