¿Qué Más Pues? (Parodia)

Now I have to fix it
So they don't deduct it from me
I'm going undercover
I always wanted to be an agent

Work has me full and that's why I complain
So much stress that a pimple is coming out
I'm professional and I don't exaggerate it
I cover it with a fan

The stress is creepy
I just want to be on the couch like Fiffy
With pressure, I get fragile
I can't take it anymore, I hope a missile falls on me
(Baby)

I arrived home
I'm exhausted, mommy (thought I was dead)
The week is over
The office was tough, for me

Is it Tuesday?
I was thinking that
(That-that)
I was sure it was Thursday or Friday
Thursday or Friday
I half, I medicate

Is it Tuesday?
I was thinking that
(That-that)
I was sure it was Thursday or Friday
Thursday or Friday (Franda-da-da-da)

Today I think I messed up
I was at the office listening to Camagüey
I thought it was Friday, I missed the meeting
And I had to decide with: Tin Marín de Don Pingüe

Now I have to fix it
So they don't deduct it from me
I'm going undercover
I always wanted to be an agent

Jump from the roof
Tied with dental floss
And avoid the x-rays because they're hot

I cut a leg (uh)
I need it, how do I play soccer?
I cut a leg (uh)
I have to crawl to the beyond and infinity

It's Tuesday, I want to tell you it doesn't seem like it
And my therapy has already started
I needed someone to help me
I'm exhausted and it's been since Monday

A cable might cross inside me
The weekend consumes me
So many videos to watch on YouTube

I arrived home

I arrived home
I'm exhausted, mommy (thought I was dead)
The mailman is approaching
A lawsuit from the office, for me?

What else, judge?
Suspension at the end of the month
A million dollars
Sign the meeting, sign the meeting
I half, I medicate

What else, judge?
Until 2023
10 percent interest
Sign the meeting, sign the meeting
I half, I medicate

Here life is beautiful
Relaxed and like a stew
I have visitors once a month
I sleep as much as I want
Or as much as the guard allows me
With my Juanpa Zurita poster

The only problem today
Is that if they ask me for something
I give it to them
All with respect and education
As long as in the shower
I don't drop the soap