Soy Un Poeta

I'm a poet, I'm a tough guy
My name is not Nacho
I like gazpacho
If I have a sandwich, I'll give you a piece
If I were a gypsy, I'd call you buddy
I don't drink alcohol, I'm not a drunk
Although sometimes I drink cider and forty-three.
Listen to how I sing
I'm a saint
I'm holier than the Pope himself
People shave their heads
The rhyme doesn't escape
If you talk too much, I shut you up with my stapler.
With a stapler, you only staple
But with a pen, you never pen.
Only with a pen can you write
Poets' rhymes like the ones you're going to hear.
Only with a pen can you write
Poets' rhymes like the ones you're going to hear.

I'm a poet, you're a poet (x4)
I'm a poet, Frank T is a poet (x3)
I'm a confused poet

I write this verse
So you're immersed
And dream about it
Dream about the extensive.
I preach about real poems
Also unreal
And confusing ones.
They're in my mind
I pass them on to people
And when you see me, stop.
Talk to me, greet me
And if you want, kiss my feet.
If this poetry could be sold
It would cost a money you couldn't even comprehend.
All the money from the American state
Multiply it by a thousand and it still falls short.
How curious, it's great
To know that what you do is glorious
The preacher is powerful
And I'm a very dangerous poet.

I prefer eating chops
Before seeing tits
Of those lollipops
That are just inept.
Poor girls have no conscience
Between them and whores, there's no difference.
Clitorises full of toyacos' semen
Your bastards will be monkeys.
You have to take care
You have to sit down
Put on my music and educate yourselves.
I'm not a poet nor a writer
That's what I said before in another song.
I lied, I didn't see my possibilities
Now I know what my philosophy is
And what is it?
To eat and fill the belly
Go to the bathroom and take a dump.
Oh! what a pleasure when you finally arrive
My philosophy of poopoo.
It's impossible to contradict it
It's impossible, don't curse it.
You poop
He poops
We all poop
And poets rhyme.

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