Ein Pferd hat vier Beiner

A horse has four legs,
one at each corner,
if it had three legs,
it would fall over!

The other day a wasp,
flew into my beer glass,
but I saved it,
pulled it out of my glass.
Yes, I saved it,
pulled it out of my glass,
but the wasp was still quite drunk,
and flew into a tree!

If ever again a wasp,
flew into my beer glass,
I won't save it anymore,
I won't pull it out of my glass.
But one thing I know for sure,
that's what I'm certain of,
I'll only let it out,
when it's completely sober.

Someone hits me with a drop,
with a hammer on the head,
and claims firmly and stubbornly,
that at the next strike it was one o'clock.
So much luck, I have to say,
that it only struck one o'clock,
this luck, it's quite clear,
that it wasn't exactly twelve o'clock.

Give the man at the piano,
a fresh beer,
tell him it's from me,
for the man at the piano a beer.
Bring the man at the bass,
also a fresh pint,
because the man, he can't help it,
that he learned bass and not piano!

A dog has four legs,
one at each corner,
if it had five legs,
it would go crazy!