Wegwerflied

A bear met a gnu in the Urals,
and blinked tenderly at it.
Then the gnu said to the Ural bear:
"You're quite silly today!

Two boys played a joke on each other,
and drank cider in the cellar.
Both had to go to the toilet,
but the cider was faster!

At night, the iguana,
liked to touch the female iguana,
who - even if reluctantly - allowed it,
since she still owes him two marks fifty!

The woodpecker and the oriole,
ate a cauliflower.
Then the hummingbird said:
"Leave me some of the cauliflower!"

Two boys played on a fiddle,
they played many beautiful tunes.
Then they hung the fiddle in a cupboard,
and the fiddle said: "Thank you!"

The shoe scraper said to the shoe:
"I wish I were you for once!"
Then the shoe calmly replied:
"That would suit you so well!"

The Shah of Tehran said:
"Don't touch my tea!"
Then the Prince of Pakistan said:
"Now it's getting too silly, I'm leaving!"

Two boys sat on a bench,
one smelled, the other stank.
The one who smelled said to the one who stank:
"I'm going to another bench now!"