Funk do Mortal Kombat

I had a Nintendo
Mario world, Mario Kart
Until I became a man
And I bought Mortal Kombat
(Mortal Kombat)

I chose Liu Kang
I released fire from my hand
Then it was kung lao
The Hat Thrower

Sonya is a woman
And if I choose it's bad
I prefer Scorpion then
Your snake fucks everyone

Had Raiden and his lightning
It was bad, it gave me trauma
I prefer Shang Tsung
The so-called soul stealer

Jax is a nigga
That makes the earth tremble
Johnny Cage faggot
It's going to hit your balls

After a long time
I found out which one I want
So since I was little
I always choose Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, I would choose Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
(Fight! - 1, 2, 3, 4)

Kano was one-eyed
Special he does not do
Nightwolf, old Indian
I had the peace pipe

Also arrived at the smoke
I had Smoke, very cool
Where do you think?
Let your smoke come out?

With him he still had
Two other robots
Cyrax and Sektor
That only made fun

To release Goro
It wasn't quite like that
Had to kill Shao Kahn
Who said: Finish him

After a long time
I found out which one I want
So since I was little
I always choose Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, I would choose Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
(Fatality, Round - 1, 2, 3, 4)

Baraka was the worst
And it was very appealing
Like Reptile
Phlegm releaser

Sindel and her hair
He had a good throat
Stryker, drug dealer
It's us who fly

Motaro was scary
In reality it was a piece of cake
As for Jade and Kabal
The one who caught it was the little animal

Mileena gave the xana
Kitana gives blowjob
But Sheeva is the champion
At the same time fuck seven

After a long time
I found out which one I want
So since I was little
I always choose Sub-Zero

Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, I would choose Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
Sub-Zero, Sub-Zero
(Sub-Zero wins!)