As Melhores Transferências de 2023

Coming and going in the accounts, the gang is spending the money
With an appetite for making signings
And everyone already knows, here comes the parody from the friends
From FutParodies with the summary

Who can stop them? Chelsea opened the safe
Brought Enzo Fernández, a star from Qatar
Who can stop them? Bought about five hundred names
And if you're not careful, they'll buy you too (they're strong!)

Atleti brought in Memphis, while the rival from your city
Bought Endrick, but will wait for him to grow older
Wolverhampton comes with Luso-Brazilian flair
It's Matheus Cunha and João Gomes partying until late

Man, Jorginho is on fire for the Gunners
And Sabtizer is from Manchester, call him!
Remember Gakpo, the Dutch star?
He'll play alongside Thiago Alcântara

To face off
The Forest tree armed to the teeth
With Danilo and Scarpa and fifteen thousand other agents
Even Navas came, man, the team is on fire

And Bayern over in Germany
Is the only one with money
Took Cancelo smoothly
And still has Blind and Sommer

Coming and going in the accounts, the gang is spending the money
With an appetite for making signings
Cris took his fame to the Saudi Courier
Earning billions at home

John's wallet is full
Lyon with Lovren, Jeffinho, and Sarr
And here comes Marlon and Segovia
To reinforce the team

Pedro Raul is the Money Vasco
Who put 2 goalkeepers and a bunch of people on his grass
And besides the heartthrob, the South American duo
777 brings a new one every week

Bahea City, no one can stop them
Bringing from number 9 to someone else's mother
And Fluminense brought the duo from Galo
One from Palmeiras, and the toughest, the star Lima-MEI, yeah

The biggest star went to Porto Alegre, no kidding
I ask Grêmio and Luis Suárez for mercy
There's Kingnaldo, Pepê, Fábio, the guys are pushing it
The gunslinger is hungry and I'm anxious (anxious)

There's a hat trick from Coxa in Boca
Moreno is smooth, he lays down
There's Pinho and witchcraft on the loose

Coming and going in the accounts, the gang is spending the money
With an appetite for making signings
Look at Raposona, opened the safe, Ronaldinho
And brought Wesley, Gilberto, and Nikão

Who challenges the Strong Rooster Troop
With Edenilson and Paulinho sprouting there?
Who challenges, Patrick Bigodón
Also arrived in BH (Bigodão de Boss)

São Paulo wants to set up a zoo at home
There's Rato, Toro, and even Jegueson, my buddy
There's Rafael wearing the gloves
Another gang defending the shirt

Meanwhile, Timão brought Bidu and the Supreme King
Romero, aka the best of all time
And the Hurricane, the team of the wind
Brought Arriagada to their temple

And over at Santos, there's Speedy, fiery
And the tough goalkeeper, Vladimito
Mário Fernandes is a Colorado, man
Baralhas and John, Inter is tough

Coming and going in the accounts, the gang is spending the money
With an appetite for making signings
Tranquil Nation, filled the coffers with Joãozinho
And brought the Joker from Mengão

Crazy! Laion brought Pikashock
And stole two guys from Ceará
Only Leila held onto the money
And even posted to mock