Cristiano Ronaldo 5x Melhor do Mundo
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Cristiano Ronaldo 5x Best in the World
They decreed that the Argentine
Was superior, a divine being
And they doubted that Cris would achieve
So let's clap
For those who made it
Clap for Daddy
And you can never doubt
That the trophy man will shine
Defeated Messi and Neymar
Big smile, to celebrate
Wow, at 23 he took it
Huh, a long time later he cried
The year after he overflowed
Last year he only won
Daddy, deserved to win
And reach his fifth
Daddy, made those who criticized him
Start applauding
Because you can't, you can't, you can't
You have to respect Cristiano Ronaldo
He lifted the La Liga trophy
And once again won the Champions League
He's a machine even for procreating
Here comes another mini-naldo
Clap, clap for Daddy
Look at that bomb, a harpoon torpedo
Any leg is a cannon
Slip up and you're on the ground
He scores with his heel, look at the man
Goal, a header is a goal
Huh, he's a killer
Takes free kicks with finesse
And even with a volley, it's a show
Daddy, he's a champion
Even on Instagram
You can't, you can't, you can't
You have to respect Cristiano Ronaldo
Hey, look there, isn't that Professor X?
Did he come to recruit Cris?
He's a mutant, but where does the strength lie?
It's in playing soccer
Or in the anti-dandruff shield?
He's a machine
For goals
More than human
The guy is a robot