Cristiano Ronaldo! (medley)

They declared that the Argentine
Was superior, a divine being
And they doubted that Cris would achieve
So let's clap
For those who made it
Clap for daddy

I understand that everyone wants you
Barça is on your heels
And Real too
But what do you want?
To conquer Europe?
To earn a lot of dollars?
How about being the best in the world?
I'll pass you the ball

Ney, here's the robot giving you a shout
Come over here so we can put on a show
Listen, Ney, my bro, Juventus wants you
We

Have to respect Cristiano Ronaldo
He raised the La Liga trophy
And once again won the Champions League
He's a machine even for procreating
Here comes another mini-Naldo
Clap, clap for daddy

He's a goal-scoring machine
More than human
The guy is a robot
He's a goal-scoring machine
More than human
The guy is a robot

Cr7 is a legend
Like a psychopath
The robot is sinister
There's no record he doesn't break
8 goals in 3 games, and in knockout rounds
He's scored 400 goals for his club
And has zero dandruff

Hello
Tell daddy Cris has arrived
He scored another hat trick
This Portuguese is a terror
If you slip up, it's a goal
If you slip up, it's a goal

And if this is true
And he really is a robot?
A cybernetic
Dribbling android
Using the goal chip
A synthetic God
At his athletic peak
With a great engine
Could he be a robot?

If he joins the troop, it might even be a pity
Daddy with Neymito, think about the problem
Imagine the big robot forming a trio
Alongside Neymonster and the ninja turtle

Imagine the dances they would come up with
With each play, a more spectacular goal
Cris on fire, one goal after another
A hat-trick per game, a hat-trick per game

When the guy strikes hard
There's no way to stop it
And it's there, there, there, there, there

When the guy strikes, it explodes
Like a nuclear missile
And it's there, there, there, there, there

When the guy strikes hard
There's no way to stop it
And it's there, there, there, there, there

When the guy strikes, it explodes

Hey hey hey, Lionel
I want to see you without a trophy
This year I'll finally catch up
Five balls each, mark it down
It's a decade

It's tough, how can they doubt
That I'm a nice guy
I can't even fall down
Without the ref thinking it's drama
This red card was a crime
You should be in jail

Hello
Ask if Neymar is watching
The size of the damage
He's causing
Why did the boy leave Spain?
Poor Barcelona

Well, well, if it isn't the Portuguese
Who shone at Old Trafford and now shines at the Bernabéu

Oh oh
After a spectacular
Hat-trick
Oh oh
He's the first in
History to achieve

One hundred goals! You have to respect!
Because the star is here!
He became the top scorer
In Champions League history
The first to reach 100 goals

Daddy Cris has moved
To sniff some new air
He set sail for Turin
And Madrid is missing him

The big robot until the end
Wants to be a Champions League champion
And without Buffon, will the jinx
Leave Juventus?

This Juve will fly with Daddy Cris
The machine has arrived in Italy
Daddy Cris
More than human, he's a robot

Daddy Cris
Who can stop Daddy Cris?
A never-ending robot
100 times shouting yes
Pass it, dad is here
Daddy Cris
No one can stop Daddy Cris
A beast without dandruff
Drills without mercy
100 is not for everyone

And there's no one in the world as deadly as Daddy Cris

Dad is back, dad is back, dad is back
To his home: Manchester United

Daddy Cris, Daddy Cris, oops
Daddy Cris, Daddy Cris, oops
Daddy Cris, Daddy Cris, oops
Put Atlético in the hospital

Ah, it's Cris, king of the Champions League
King of the Champions League
Another hat-trick: Dad has the habit of deciding
He'll always decide

I'm speechless with the goal
With the monster bicycle the guy hit
I've gone crazy, my lord
What's the limit of this super player?

Dad jumps higher than a jaguar
Fourth floor to head it
From the penalty spot, it's like playing
He's a goal-scoring machine

Cristiano is a monster, man
No, it's not possible, the guy is too much
Five Champions Leagues are not enough, he wants more
Woe to those who mess with dad

The guy is too much, but there will come
The day to say goodbye
Enjoy it while you can