Haaland É Uma Máquina!
FutParódias
Haaland Is a Machine!
Haaland, Haaland
The boy is a titan
There's no way not to be a fan
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey
Haaland, Haaland
He's faster than light
Crash into him and you'll end up in the ER
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland
Haaland
He slipped, he scored
Goal after goal
Always wants more
Haaland
Norwegian from beyond
Drills and stays calm
He's amazing
He has laser aim in his boot (hey, hey!)
He's the spitting image of Majin Boo (ha, ha)
In the box, he's king, king, king, he lays down (hey, hey!)
Pass to little Haaland and it's a goal (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Haaland, Haaland
The boy is a titan
There's no way not to be a fan
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey
Haaland, Haaland
He's faster than light
Crash into him and you'll end up in the ER
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey!
Haaland, Haaland
He's addicted to scoring
Makes the defense cry
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey!
Haaland, Haaland
Reeks of goals, hold your nose
Makes the bald man happy
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland
Haaland
La-la-lala-lala-la
La-la-lala-lala-la
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland, hey!
Haaland (Haaland)
La-la-lala-lala-la
La-la-lala-lala-la
Ha-ha-ha-Haaland
