Real Madrid Campeão da Champions
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Real Madrid Champions
And to see, which team was the best
I turned on the TV right away
There was Galvão saying
The ref's ready, let’s go
Is Buffon gonna be the hero?
And the trophy's going to Turin?
Or will Cris take the stage
And the big-eared trophy goes to Madrid?
Zidane's the man, bought a box full
Of Dybala-proof vests
Paid for some lessons, for Sergio Ramos
And saw Cristiano's star shine bright
Dad scored 12, no mercy at all
In the scoring race, he passed the ET from Catalonia
Mr. Zero Flakes celebrates the title
Man of the trophy: Ballon d'Or for sure
Yeah, at the end of the year, he hits five
And Messi, what a bummer, just watching
600 goals, bro, respect the legend
In the final 2, no more decisive
And Casemiro, check it out
He blasted a shot, didn’t see the Punch, for what?
Wanna win? Just let the guy play
3 Champions, and when Real lost, he wasn’t there
Now, hold up, no joke, I gotta say
Somehow the trophy felt sad
It was raised high, by Sergio Ramos
But it also dreamed of Buffon lifting it
It didn’t work out for Juve, the curse is strong
Over 20 years without winning any Champions
And the kid Asensio showed up out of nowhere
Scored the fourth against the so-called best defense
Great ball from Marcelo, who never misses
Modric got that butt squeeze
12 times Champions, that’s a lot of greatness
Get on your knees and respect the royalty
Get on your knees and respect the royalty
He cut his hair, but it’s not a style thing
He’s got allies like Zidane and Casemiro
If necessary, he’ll even shave his head
The war against flakes will never end