Tô Feliz (Matei O Presidente)

I shot the stick at the rat
But the rat didn't die
Mrs. Rosane, was amazed by the sting
Thirty-eight that appeared
Everyone clapped when the body fell
I had just killed the President of Brazil
Easy with just one shot
Right in the eye of the bastard
Who died right there
All bloody
What? I flew with the police behind me
And while I was fleeing, I thought like this:
I should have taken a picture when the blood splattered
To show my children
How beautiful, damn
I was moved, but I ran for real
And I managed to escape
Oh, what are you thinking?
And when I get home
What do I see on TV?
First lady crying asking (Why?)
Ah! Mrs. Rosane take a break, stop nagging
It's not today that your crying doesn't convince
But if you want to know why I killed Fernandinho
Pay attention you bitch listen carefully
He won the election and forgot about the people
And one thing I don't admit is betrayal
He promised, promised, promised and didn't fulfill
So I shot, go to hell
It's rotten on top of rotten, this soap opera
It's Magri, it's Zélia
It's Alceni with a bicycle and umbrella
LBA Previdência enough of this indecency
I pulled the trigger and now you're a widow
And I don't regret at all what I did
I took a step that made me very happy

Today I'm happy! (My people!)
Today I'm happy (My people!) I killed the president

I'm too happy so I went to celebrate
The crowd saw me and started to celebrate
(It's Thinker, it's Gabriel The Thinker)
They carried me on their backs
The shouting didn't stop
I said: I'm a fugitive, people, don't shout my name please!
No one listened to me and the police found me
They tried to arrest me
But the people didn't let them
(The united people will never be defeated)
A party like this had never happened
It was too beautiful
Joy and everything in peace
And no one will block our money anymore
Corinthians and Palmeiras fans
Flamengo and Vasco fans
All together with the flag in hand singing the anthem
(They heard from Ipiranga to the placid shores
Of a heroic people the resounding cry)
And the funeral began and everyone in good spirits
Invaded the cemetery in an emotional party
We entered the cemetery singing and dancing
And the president was already there lying down waiting for us
Everyone saw in his eye the bullet from my thirty-eight
And in chorus we praised our athlete in the coffin:
(Nice shirt Fernadinho
Nice shirt Fernadinho
Nice shirt Fernadinho
You in this wooden outfit look cute!)
And as always there was also a more exalted group
So after a short time the coffin was violated
The corpse was beheaded, and the body was burned
But then I didn't see anything else because I was already surrounded by women and that occupied me
(Oh let me see your gun Thinker!)
So I saw a group in a different game
Playing soccer with the President's head
And the party continued in this sensational atmosphere
It was a true carnival throughout Brazil
There was a tourist who was surprised by so much joy and emotion
Arriving in Brazil he asked me for information:
(Brazil won the championship? Everyone is happy!)
No buddy
It's because I killed the president!

Speak, speak, speak, speak
It was me, it was me, it was me
It was, it was me

Today I'm happy (my people!)
Today I'm happy (my people!)
Today I'm happy, I killed the president
Today I'm happy (my people!)
Today I'm happy (my people!)
Today I'm happy, I killed the president

And the wake will be fancy
I'll be there without fail
I heard that PC will pay

Today I'm happy (my people!)
Today I'm happy (my people!)
Today I'm happy, I killed the president
Today I'm happy (my people!)
Today I'm happy (my people!)
Today I'm happy, I killed the president