2345MEIA78

Weekend is coming and the poor guy is broke
But he just found the solution
Puts a little notebook in his pocket
Grabs some coins and runs to a payphone
It's his old phonebook
With the name and number of a bunch of women
And he's gonna call them all
Until he manages to invite a girl out for a ride

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun

Letter-A, allow all start: At hello, please, Ana Maria at?
(She went away with a admirer, have any announcement?)
No, any acknowledgment, abandon all

Letter B, I'll call this Bianca
Has a grimace face, but can apply the bite
She hung up on me, how sad!
I called her princess but not mad and she thought it was a prank

Damn it all! It's even better this way
I'll call Dani, she's into me
Hey, my Dani, remember the style?
(I don't know anyone by that name, bye!)

She must have amnesia, let's go to letter E
2-cat-ball-69-seven-ball
It's her turn, Elizabeth
Rumor has it she's good at (hello!)
Hello, is Betty there?
(Yes, but can't express)
(She's with her mouth full, and I'm eating, impress)

What bad luck, called at the wrong time
Mealtime is sacred
My phonebook looks like a menu
And it's been a while since I've eaten anything

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun

Letter F, if you don't fare, you won't feast
Hello, is it from Francisca's house blast?
(She moved, married a police officer, want the number?)
I'm out, crossed her off my list

A long time ago, I met Dona Guta, an old lady cutta
I wonder how she's doing?
(Mrs. Guta? I'll call, grandma phone)
(Huh?)
I better over out (h-hello?)

I tried H, I, and J
And so far haven't found a girl
L, M, N, O
With each passing letter, I feel lonelier
P, Q, R, S.O. s
Oh my God, I'm already at X
My phonebook is almost done
And I'm far from a happy ending

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun

Still missing the letter Z
But I'm out of coins, what am I gonna do?
Sex-hotline? Oh, come on
Enough talk, I want a woman
I know, I'll call 102, information hotline
There's nothing wrong with that
(Information, Creusa, how can I help you?)
I just want some information, can you help or is it too hard?
(Sorry, but there's no number under that name)

I'll call Zulmira, but it's no use
She never gives in to anyone
But I've been rejected by the whole alphabet
What's one more no from her?
Hello Zumira? What are you doing today?
(Oh, I don't know, wanna go to the theater?)
When the alms are too much, the saint gets suspicious
This girl must have some issues

Arriving at the place she chose
Don't-know-what-from-God's-kingdom
Look at the movie title: Jesus Christ is the Lord
Is it a comedy?
(It's not a movie, the cinema is closed)
(It's an Evangelical Church)
(And I only brought you here to buy me a ticket to heaven)
Oh, sister, cut it out
My money will only cover taking you to pray at the motel
Oh, Lord, look where I ended up
Oh, relax, my love, did you kneel?
Then you'll have to pray

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun

(Oh, this is the devil's temptation)
Oh, come on, woman, let's do the one-legged kangaroo

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun

2345Half78
It's time to get some action
I'm broke, but I don't give up
It's time to have some fun