Xaxado Chiado

I put the sound in the box and tested the microphone meticulously but the sound came out crackling
I tried to make a xote, a chorinho or a maxixe but I don't know who said that what I did was xaxado
Oh people, wow! A different xaxado, suddenly is coming to stay
I decided to go down South to show my xaxado because I thought they would like it down there
Flip-flops, hat, shampoo
I filled my backpack and headed to the South
I put a tape player in the Chevette and found my Raúl cassette
On the road I didn't even stop at the diner because I had little cash and waited until I arrived
In Gaúcho territory just to fill my stomach with grilled steak at the barbecue there

Oh people, wow! It's the xaxado, it's the maxixe!
Don't worry, boss, come to this show just for fun
Oh people, wow! It's the xaxado, it's the maxixe!
Don't worry, move, boss, call in the fun!
Wow, man! What a crazy thing, man! What a crazy sound, man! What crazy thing is this?
Wow, man! What a crazy thing, man! What a crazy sound, man! What a great thing!

I went to show my xaxado to the Gauchos
But the chassis cracked and I sold the Chevette
I arrived at the 'buxixo' by horse-drawn carriage
And flirted with a woman who looked like a chacrete
See a hot dog and a cup of tea
Do you accept checks here?
- Of course, buddy! Bah!
I had a chimarrão and the chacrete confused the sandwich with gum chewing non-stop
- Come here... do you want ketchup?
She didn't like the expression
She made a big scene and called the bouncer who came kicking and throwing me to the ground
Hey, buddy, I didn't do anything wrong!
Wait, let's smoke a peace pipe
Schwarzenegger didn't even care
And tortured me like Pinochet!
She wasn't a little old lady but she beat me with a whip
And left me crying with a swollen face
Oops... the sheriff arrived laughing
- Stop it!
Calm down boss, let me explain...
He locked me up, checked my record
And thought I had called him a fag
But the Gaucho was tough
He seemed like a rock and wore bombacha
- Here in the South, things are different!
I don't like mockery and I'll fill you with punches!

I paid my bail with the Chevette money
And set up a scheme to avoid going to trial
I tried to haggle but the cop dribbled me like Garrincha and left me speechless
I looked for a rasta-pé and ended up in the chula dance but the party was full of women
The Gauchas looked like Xuxa, pimba in the chubby, if they show interest, I'm in
There was a hot girl with curly hair that I fell in love with just by looking at her
She in shorts put on a show
And me in a scarf feeling freezing cold
Man, she had a sway that would drop any Christian's jaw
And I, who am not a coward, decided to tighten up the lady and invited her to the middle of the dance floor
Wow, what a thigh! I pulled her with force, she squealed, then I said: Don't worry
Lean on, girl... relax... move, move, move, move, move
Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, Gaucha
Push me and I'll pull you, if I push you, you pull me
Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, your sway drove me crazy, full of desire
And when I said that I don't know what got into this Gaucha that she gave me a hickey
And whispered that she wanted to learn my xaxado and hear me speak crackling on the mattress
If it were in the Chevette it would be shocking
But in the absence of the powerful car, I went to the edge of a stream
I smelled something strange but the animal was getting closer... Hmm! I hurt myself on the zipper, what a mess!
The smell was fishy and I thought it was from the river but I got a chill when I saw it was foot odor
I was turned off instantly because the woman's smell was a turn-off and I don't even know if it was from her foot
Then the Gaucha's boyfriend arrived, sucked dry, skeletal like an x-ray
Oh people, wow! He's stoned on hashish, says I'll regret what I did
- You? Hit me? Only if you have horns! 'get a grip, skinny xinxeiro!
But the guy was a black belt, hit me like a bowling ball and left me with a black eye and toothless
I only lost money on the trip to the South
Now I'm going abroad to try to forget
I'll show my xaxado traveling the whole world
And buy another Chevette with the cachet money

Hey, my king, what a cool sound, man
What a crazy sound, man, what a great sound this is
Hey, my king, what a cool sound, man
What a crazy sound, man, what a great thing