Gay Vs. Homofóbico

Hey dude!
Hey, what's up with that?
You think I'm gay, damn it?
Hey, hey, hey! Not gay!
You're more like a bear, right, little bear
Delicious, oh crazy thing!

I respect gays
I have no prejudice
But if you touch me
I'll shoot you in the chest!
I'm into women
I even catch dragons
I could be on a deserted island
But I won't go for you!

I'm a real man
At the bar, I ask for cachaça
You go for frozen, keep cooler
And a little champagne in a glass
Reverse in the kibbeh
Wrap up the croquette
During the day, I'm Maurício
At night, I'm Ivete
Reverse in the kibbeh
Wrap up the croquette
During the day, I'm Maurício
At night, I'm Ivete

(Stop everything!)
Don't you dare talk
About my diva, Ivete
You act tough
But to me, you're a knife
I'm better than your girls
Who get PMS
(Oh!) Excuse me, dude
I'm beautiful even with cream

Listen, this breath
Learn what I'm going to tell you
Much better, gay sex
No risk of getting pregnant!
You don't have to be the passive one
Come on, Fernando, let loose!
You can be the active one
Activate your ass and start giving!
Activate your ass and start giving!
Activate your ass and start giving!

You won't convince me
I like mate
I'm not like you
Slipping on soap!
I'm a great soccer player
Known in the brothel
You spend the whole day
Just biting the pillow!
I'm a real man
I keep the beard
While you
Get hit in the chin!

I drive a matte black Ranger
You drive a C3
Getting your ass burned
I make a top barbecue
Great professional!
But if I invite you
You'll run out of sausage!
(Ha) running out of sausage
(Ha) running out of sausage
You're gay, got it?
You like sausage
So I won't give you sausage!

Ege, ege, ege
Color me, I'm shocked
You have no arguments, dude
Now you'll pay me!
Activate super
Lady Gaga mode!
I'll play dumb, big guy
Look at my Louis Vuitton bag!
I'll act like I don't care or cause a scene

My magic boy is Orlando Bloom
Bloom, bloom
Gay club is better than a big party
I'm São Paulo in the Brazilian league
My white iPhone, here in my hand!
I slay
Making this face
Look, I'm leaving
This fight is over
After this, I nailed it
The asses of the enemies