Homem Vs. Mulher

I'm not a sexist even if I want to be
Machismo is stupidity, stupidity is a woman's thing
I'm glad I was born
I'm a ladies' man
You give it to two, they ask
Who's your pimp?

In the rain I'm still handsome, tall, strong
If your makeup gets wet
You look like a sloth
At the mall I go straight to what I want to buy
I'll only 'window shop' if I'm buying a window

At the carnival, lots of axé
Bathroom, you know how it is
The women's line is endless
I pee standing wherever I want

With a shirt from Renner
At a fancy party, I'm a stud
You spend your salary only on your shoes
Go to sleep pretty
Wake up Freddy Krueger
I've never seen a woman
Who's not a noob at video games

I travel, my clothes fit
In a grocery bag
You carry so much junk
It's like a full container
-'Hey, fag'
Getting uglier every time, asshole?
That's how I greet
My buddies, my brothers
-'Friend, you're beautiful'
Miss you, how are you, looking good!
All fake, fake friend
Turns her back, calls her a cow

Needs a man
Even to open a jar
Doesn't know the difference
Between a wheel and a hubcap
I drive, I don't digest
You only parallel park
In a truck spot
The beans are almost ready
Go cook

[Woman]
Oh, you idiot
I have a message for you
Sit down and shut up
You won't have anything to say
Short hair isn't a man thing
A man thing is being a jerk
You think you're a badass
But you're just a boy

My hair is beautiful
My body and my clothes
Get lost, you sexist
Take a break, spare me

I'm wonderful
I do what I want
I don't need your approval
I don't care what you say, no

I can do what I want
Wear a burqa or shorts
I'm not obligated to listen to crap
From any joker

I'm independent
I don't want anything from you
From a man, I only want respect
But you can't even do that
My intelligent talk
You just talk crap
Then you want to be with me?
Dear, wake up!

You pit me against my friend
And think I'll feel bad
My son, we unite
And you worship us
Are you upset, want compliments?
I won't give you an easy pass
You're an idiot
Boy, step aside!
You can cry all you want
Must be hard for you
To hear the truth from a woman
So calm down, baby
You think I'm fragile
Defenseless and delicate
Watch out, you jerk
I can beat you up