João e o Pé de Maconha

Once upon a time there was a boy
Named João
He was only 12 years old and
Listened to ostentatious funk

His mother asked
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Oh my mother
I want to be a pimp

The alcoholic mother decided to encourage
Because that would give money for heroin
There was a cow at home
His sister a slut
They decided to sell her since she was prostituting

On the way to the big city
To sell the cow
He was stopped by a beggar
What a hot chick!

So little João offered his sister
To that thug (a-a-al)
It's 100 bucks for the full package
Just doesn't include anal (a-a-al)

Look my boy I don't have any money
But I have this magical joint 50 for 1
He took the joint and left the sister
Already put on MC Pika to play on the sound system

When he lit the joint his mother entered the room
And gave him a slap 'are you not going to share the high?'

The high didn't hit
He was deceived by that
Threw it out the window
The little cricket leg

A giant marijuana plant
Grew in his garden
And when he reached the top
The giant fell asleep

He got the munchies without smoking anything
Looked at two little eggs 'why the hell are these golden?'

When he grabbed the eggs
They wouldn't move
He gave a pull
'Damn, not even taking me out to dinner'?

With the tranny's scream the giant woke up
People went to the streets but soon calmed down

Scared by that
João jumped from there
He fell to the ground
And made the high go away

None of this happened
He was just high
The beggar who sold
Marijuana with Dolly to João

None of this happened
He was just high
The beggar who sold
Marijuana with Dolly to João

Marijuana, marijuana
Marijuana with Dolly for João

Marijuana, marijuana
Marijuana with Dolly for João