Os 3 Porquinhos

Once upon a time
The three little pigs
Bob, Valdisney
And Pedrinho

Bob is into
A little devil's cigarette
His house is made of straw
And he spends the day on the trumpet

Valdisney is from the slums
Has a wooden shack
And thanks to the family allowance
He never worked his whole life

Pedrinho is different
Interior design
His house is made of brick
And he cleans his butt with flowers

So far so good
So far so normal
But they owe drug money
To the Big Bad Wolf

Owner of the brothel
King of the drug trade
Eats Little Red Riding Hood
And his first name is Bruno

Bruno is bullshit
My name is Big Bad Wolf
Call me that again
And you'll kiss my dick

The Wolf went to collect from Bob
At the straw house
Arriving he exclaimed
Open up, you stoner!

Bob didn't open
Because he was high
The wolf got mad
And pulled out his .38

Bob grabbed his bike
And ran to Valdisney
Arriving he shouted
Man, I almost peed myself!

After telling everything
Val got worried
He also feared the wolf
Who had stolen his CG

In a Citroën arrived
Mc Big Bad Wolf
With the bitches twerking
The kids admiring

When I grow up
I want to be like you
To fuck the girls
And get STDs

Open this shack
I have an AK-47
Pay attention little pig
I'll put bacon in the omelette

The little pigs ran
To the house of the gay brother
Stop right there
First take off your shoes

When talking about the Big Bad Wolf
Pedrinho trembled
He also owed
Some go-go boys he had sex with

I came to solve this mess
Here at Pedrinho's house
Saying this
He sneezed on his snout

The Big Bad Wolf swelled up
He was allergic to lavender
He died in the ER
Because the line doesn't move