Os 3 Porquinhos

Once upon a time
The three little pigs
Bob, Valdisney
And Pedrinho

Bob is here
In a little cigarette of the devil
Your house is made of straw
And spends the day on the trumpet

Valdisney is a favela dweller
There is a wooden shack
And thanks to the Bolsa Família
He didn't work his whole life

Pedrinho is different
Interior design
Your house is made of brick
And wipe your ass with flowers

So far so good
So far so good
But they owe money for the powder
For the Big Bad Wolf

Owner of the brothel
King of the drug den
Eat Little Red Riding Hood
And his first name is Bruno

Bruno is the shit
My name is Big Bad Wolf
Call me that again
And go kiss my dick

The Wolf went to collect from Bob
In the haystack house
Arriving he exclaimed
Open Up You Stoner!

Bob didn't open
Because I was stoned
The wolf got pissed
And he took out his three eight

Bob took his bike
And he ran away to Valdisney
Arriving he shouted
Man, I almost peed myself!

After telling everything
Val got worried
He also feared the wolf
His CG had been stolen

Arrived by Citroën
The Big Bad Wolf MC
With the bitches shaking
The kids suck it up

When I grow up
I want to be like you
Eat the little girls
And catch STDs

Open this shack
I have an AK-47
Listen up, little piggy
I put bacon in the omelette

The little pigs ran away
To the gay brother's house
Stop right there
First take off your shoes

When telling the story of the Big Bad Wolf
Pedrinho trembled
He should also
Some gogoboys he ate

I came to solve this mess
Here at Pedrinho's house
When saying this
Glade sneezed on his snout

The Wolf barely got swollen
I was allergic to lavender
He died in the SUS
Because the line doesn't move

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Come and grab my dick