Sogra vs. Nora

[Daughter-in-law]
Listen here, mother-in-law
Your baby has grown up
And wants to live with me
It was his choice

You are a good person
But this clinginess annoys me
You seem like a pig
Stop offering bread

I tried to be nice
At Christmas, I gave you a Cabernet
You gave me a toilet seat cover
Made of crochet

Your little boy, you don't need
To support anymore
Now he asks me
When he wants to breastfeed

[Mother-in-law]
Shhh! Daniela
Stop shouting
And put some clothes on
If you want to talk

Oops! It's Amanda
I mixed up with his ex
There are so many, I can't even remember

You don't help, just hinder
You stained my towel with sauce
You can't shuffle cards in the basket
And the lazy one doesn't work

I go to church, iron clothes
Make okra sweet
You just stay sleeping
And scratching that butt

[Daughter-in-law]
Lazy?
I work at Jequiti
Look at the anti-wrinkle cream
I set aside for you

In a husband and wife fight
No one interferes
Want to defend Diquinho?
His name is André

You show up unannounced
Want to cure everything with tea
All you do is gossip
And don't know how to use Facebook

You know, they say
A good mother-in-law is a dead mother-in-law
When you come to my house
I leave the broom behind the door

[Mother-in-law]
Get my recipe book
And write everything down
Because, dear, no one can live
On eggs with Doritos

You stuff him with medicine
Attack everything with rashes
I can even cure cancer
With a little carqueja tea

Where did you find
This girl, my son?
Your house is just dust
She doesn't even wash the dishes

I'm tired of this talk
I'm going to make a cake
Take good care of my little boy
And when will the grandchild be born?