Gays

This is a story.... That happened in San Pedro
No way
Based on real events
No way

It all started walking through San Pedro wandering the streets
I was alone like a dog...
I had no money, just a couple of cigarettes, a black backpack and my lunch, four tacos
I was eager to find a job around there, that's not found
that's what my father told me, I wanted to buy some boots at the bridge,
but not branded, I wanted some regular ones,
Suddenly a black Stratus approached me
I ducked twice just in case they wanted trouble... Turns out they wanted to know where to buy coke, they were a couple of rich kids and their clothes were fancy
Coincidentally, the rich kid was at home
I asked them how much they wanted because it doesn't go below an 8
Hey bro, calm down, We want a kilo, Take us there and we'll bring the money, my dad left and we'll bring some girls, Look bro if you want we can go in my Mercedes, But first come a little closer, don't act crazy
Damn, I think these guys are gay, I better run, Come! Come! we won't hurt you, we invite you to ride in my car of the year, I have a friend who has the pipe blocked, Don't be afraid I swear I won't scratch you,
Fuck off you fucking bourgeois faggots,
I don't do that shit, milk extractors,
I'm not going to let you taste my straw, You don't want my carrot?
I ran away, I didn't want them to see me in that, I arrived at what I thought was a store, I hid behind a damn cooler,
Then a man approached me, I said sir sing me a little bit, two guys are following me, they love dick,
The man said: My name is Manuel grab my dick and play with it!
I left in a hurry, I couldn't understand what's happening to the world, I can't believe it,
Everyone is changing sides, I think the machos are ending,
I asked a guy if those fags are leaving, he answered: I don't know but my name is Juan and my little friends sing a little song.
Juan is gay Juanito!
I stayed with the conclusion that what was first would be that lunch because I don't believe it would be that I came today just like a dog or that I was wearing a Knights shirt ahh...
that must be it now I know Plang is a gay planet, I didn't want to believe it but it's true...
they believed me gay like the knights,
No sirs I'm not gay at all, this shirt is ironed by a gay who liked the rap of the homosexual knights
knights of the pang and anal lovers.
I'm a troublemaker, I'm macho, I'm a troublemaker machinchiharrin (3x)