Trova Ao Cú

Asshole
Round gate
Surrounded by strands of hair
Where the sinew passes
Of the troops that come from the belly
To preserve your folds
Doesn't need much luxury
Just clean with weeds
In the old gaucho style

I salute you
Asshole, from a wild Indian
Beaten by so much shit
Why do you show courage
When the shit comes trotting
And if it's a bit hard
You don't hurry slowly
To avoid being mistreated

Asshole
Old miserable asshole
Always facing down
Being the asshole of a tough Indian
Those who shit hard turds
And never leave waste
If you carry any shit
Just clean with weeds
Or even using a corncob

Asshole, martyr of the body
Unloved and disrespected
Most of the time, shitty
And rusty in the thread
Your destiny is grim
Because while life goes by
The mouth drinks cachaça
And you always gather flies

I have spoken