A Velha Debaixo da Cama
Geraldo Nunes
The Old Woman Under the Bed
The old woman under the bed
The old woman was raising a rat
In the crazy night
The rat squeaked
And the old woman said:
Oh my God if everything ends
I wanted you so much
The old woman under the bed
The old woman was raising a cat
In the crazy night
The rat squeaked, the cat meowed
And the old woman said:
Oh my God if everything ends
I wanted you so much
The old woman under the bed
The old woman was raising a dog
In the crazy night
The rat squeaked, the cat meowed, the dog barked
And the old woman said:
Oh my God if everything ends
I wanted you so much
The old woman under the bed
The old woman was raising a monkey
In the crazy night
The rat squeaked, the cat meowed, the dog barked, the monkey jumped
And the old woman said:
Oh my God if everything ends
I wanted you so much
The old woman under the bed
The old woman was raising a pig
In the crazy night
The rat squeaked, the cat meowed, the dog barked, the monkey jumped
the pig snuffled
And the old woman said:
Oh my God if everything ends
I wanted you so much
The old woman under the bed
The old woman was raising a goat
In the crazy night
The rat squeaked, the cat meowed, the dog barked, the monkey jumped
the pig snuffled, the goat bleated
And the old woman said:
Oh my God if everything ends
I wanted you so much
The old woman under the bed
The old woman was raising a donkey
In the crazy night
The rat squeaked, the cat meowed, the dog barked, the monkey jumped
the pig snuffled, the goat bleated, the donkey brayed
And the old woman said:
Oh my God if everything ends
I wanted you so much
The old woman under the bed
The old woman was raising a lion
In the crazy night
The rat squeaked, the cat meowed, the dog barked, the monkey jumped
the pig snuffled, the goat bleated, the donkey brayed, the lion
was drooling
And the old woman said:
Oh my God if everything ends
I wanted you so much
The old woman under the bed
The old woman raised a snake
the snake bit the rat, bit the cat, bit the
dog, bit
the monkey, bit the pig, bit the goat, bit the
donkey,
bit the lion...
"Bit the old woman!!! ... The old woman!!!
- and what happened to the old woman buddy?
- the snake bit the old woman, and the old woman died... and that's
it... it
gets worse for me.. bye folks! I'M OUT!!!