Vecchi Di Merda

There's an old lady at the bar having breakfast with her blue hair
With her husband and his cap watching me, a worker from up there
I go and ask her what she finds in watching me work like a mule
She looks straight into my eyes and with disgust says: Go fuck yourself

And there's a car in front of me that seems like there's no one
But there's a St. Gennaro hanging on the rear window, there's someone
Looking closely, there's a piece of hat that can be seen from afar
I turn to the right and the old man with his middle finger up goes even slower

I hate you until I'll be an old asshole too (old assholes)
I hate you until I'll be an old asshole too (old assholes)
I hate you until I'll be an old asshole

And there's the same old lady in blue arriving and panting inside the supermarket
I enter and take the number for the line and see she's already spotted me
I get in line and the bitch takes and then pushes me and goes ahead
I call her and tell her to go fuck herself real tight between her teeth

I hate you until I'll be an old asshole too (old assholes)
I hate you until I'll be an old asshole too (old assholes)
I hate you until I'll be an old asshole (old assholes)
I hate you until I'll be an old asshole (old assholes)
I hate you until I'll be an old asshole

Hello? Hello
Who is it?
Good evening, police station of Lupara
No, you got the wrong number
Look, they're making prank calls from this number
Oh no, I have some contacts, I'm doing homework
How?
I'm doing homework
Are you sure?
Yes, yes
No because you're pinching your nose
No, I'm not pinching my nose
Yes, I can hear it
Answer it
Hello?
Hey, kid?
Yes, we're still the police, if you hang up again, I'll have to send the officers
Come on, excuse me, please
You just have to apologize to all the ones you pranked
Huh?
Otherwise, I'll have to talk to your parents and send officers
No, please, later, because it wasn't even me, it was a friend of mine
No, it was you, it was you
No, my friend came here
Yes, you were both here because there were two voices, they told me

So, I'm sorry, apologize to everyone
No, you have to do it
I don't remember the numbers
Did you make random calls?
No, my friend made them, I didn't
Oh, because unfortunately, this falls under criminal law, your parents will go to jail for this, you know?
No
Don't cry, don't cry. Just apologize, okay
I don't remember the numbers
Hello? Stop crying
Is your friend there too?
No, he left

Give me his number so I can call him too
No, because then his mother will answer
I know, but unfortunately, we have to inform someone here, eh
We can't go on like this
My parents
How?
Don't send my parents to jail
I'm sorry, unfortunately, the law is the law and the law is the same for everyone
I didn't do the pranks
How?
Do I have to give the number?
No, just forget it, don't worry
No, my friend has it but he wasn't there, we were doing homework
And my other friend who was doing the pranks
Are you sure it was your other friend? Because they reported two voices
I swear to God, no crossovers, nothing
No crossovers, eh?
No crossovers or anything, I'm doing homework and he was doing other homework
You see how prank calls are done? They're done like this
No, how do you do them, you have to study them. There's a technique behind it, got it?
What happens now? Nothing, I'm the one you pranked
Huh?
I'm not the police, you idiot
Who is it?
I'm an idiot
But that's how pranks are done, got it?
Oh
You have to study them first
Oh, sorry sir
Bye!
Bye!

I'd like to stay a bit with someone like you
Bababababa, babababa
And of course, I'll suffer for someone like you
Bababababa, babababa
But one day you'll want

But maybe you'll be mine, do you want to dance with me?
Bababababa, babababa
Bababababa, babababa
Come on, as you are, I'd regret it
Bababababa, babababa
And never tell me, I'd die
Bababababa, babababa
But one day you'll want

Then maybe you'll be mine, do you want to dance with me?
Bababababa, babababa
Bababababa, babababa
Baby baby, tonight
We'll stay together forever
We'll dance, face to face
And then I'll steal your heart

But I'll surely find the courage to follow
Bababababa, babababa
And while you dance, I'll feel you
Bababababa, babababa
I'll approach you and looking at you, I'll say
Do you want to dance with me?

Bababababa, babababa
Bababababa, babababa
Bababababa, babababa
Bababababa, babababa