Macho cabrío

In this life I only have one friend
His name is Satan
My father and my girlfriend can't stand him
They can't stand him anymore
My mother complains about cleaning the sheep blood stains off the couch.

He has punished me, no pay or Ouija
And has unleashed my infernal fury
Motorcycle, Wine, Leather, Chorizo
Crew, Beer, Babes, Tangles

You're the billy goat. You wash your scrotum in the river

I am the billy goat
I'm more macho and more of a bastard than you
I am the billy goat
The best friend of Beelzebub

I am the billy goat
I chase cans, barking and on all fours
I am the billy goat
Don't you see my goat beard?

Blood, Motorcycles, Horns, Farts
Dirt, Grime, Beam, Block

I am the billy goat
I'm much more macho and more of a bastard than you
I am the billy goat
Don't you see my goat beard?

"In the name of calimochum and pisto and the nail of Christ
May the minds of your tangles be untangled
Jaqui in the veni, Creator, Kilemol, Accept Gultesnequn

In your supreme grace that you created red baron
I invoke you, crazy goat and by invoking you I conjure
manifest yourself in darkness"

Reveal yourself great father

These are my commandments.
Fulfill them and you will have me pleased:

1- You shall love metal above all things
2- You shall not touch your brother's anus
3- You shall glorify Ronnie James Dio
4- You shall spy on your father and mother
5- You shall not kill less than 10 dorks with one blow
6- You shall not leave panties unbranded
7- You shall build pyramids with the tip of your member
8- You shall drug yourself at breakfast
9- You shall touch the children
10- You shall urinate in the church
Your teeth will fall out