La Cosita

"Oh, look at what's happening to this man
To this man, my God, I really can't
Believe it, I can't believe it,
I can't believe it"

They cut off "the thing" (Oh!)
They cut off "the little thing"
He can't flirt anymore
He can't party anymore
He can't even take a step
He can't even dance
Oh, man

They cut off "the thing" (Oh!)
They cut off "the little thing"
They left him without his "thing"
He ended up in a dump
He can't party anymore
And he's getting worse
Oh, poor man

They cut off "the thing"
They cut off "the little thing"

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

They cut off "the thing"
They cut off "the little thing" (Oh!)

The man came home drunk
He fell asleep in bed
And woke up crying
His "little thing" was missing

What a problem women are
When they get jealous
"Before cutting it off, think
Because later you'll regret it"

They cut off "the thing" (Oh!)
They cut off "the little thing"

"Beware of the thing"