Baile Dos Cabeludos

One day in that past we decided to leave
Me, my buddy Teixeira and Portella Delavy
We went to enjoy a dance that was happening there
A dance of the hairy ones, you'll die laughing

When we arrived at the dance, it was already chaotic
The hairy ones had handkerchiefs around their necks
The boss of the room arrived and said, look sir
Take your friends away because rough dancing is not allowed
What a disgrace!

As soon as he said that, it was chaos
I fired two shots in the air and poor Teixeira
Went without a gun, grabbed a chair
Every hit he gave made the hair stand up
Keep hitting the head! Until you get some sense

And the hairy ones ran like sheep in a flock
And poor Delavy got a huge scare
He got mixed up with the hairy ones in a bathroom
I heard a scream and realized it wasn't strange

They locked the door from the outside and were in that mess
I shot at the lock to uncover the secret
Delavy ran and disappeared into the woods
And I heard that voice saying Pedro stop, stop Pedro

And my buddy Teixeira, when the fight was over
He grabbed a hairy one saying this one is mine
A girl resembling Mary Terezinha
I had to shout let go of the man Teixeirinha
Let go, that's a man, boy!