Que Bueno Que No Fui Lady Di

It's good I wasn't Lady Di
Just imagining
having blue blood
sends shivers down my spine,
what a cold color!
my red blood
is passionate
and the poor Princesses
have it rough...

It's good I wasn't Lady Di!
(Phew!)
It's good I wasn't Lady Di!

Marrying Charles,
not even thinking about it,
not being in love
ugh, how disgusting!
It's good I wasn't Lady Di!
(Phew!)
It's good I wasn't Lady Di!

If I had been a Princess
that would have been the end of royalty;
I wouldn't let them
brainwash me
it's good, it's good
it's good I wasn't Lady Di!
(Phew!)
it's good I wasn't Lady Di!

(CHORUS:)
I don't want to be a Princess,
let alone a Queen,
not even of beauty;
they live in captivity
under observation,
they have to be an example
of education...

I don't want to be a Princess,
let alone a Queen,
not even of beauty,
I prefer to be a Commoner...
yes!
A Commoner but happy!

La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la
(repeat)
(It's good I wasn't Lady Di!)

How horrible to imagine
eating ostrich,
not knowing which knife to use
because there are 25...
when I love
eating freely,
suadero tacos
and licking my fingers!
it's good I wasn't Lady Di!
choosing my friends
based on their lineage?
like horses
and animals?
it's good I wasn't Lady Di!
they publish
unauthorized biographies;
my buddies criticize me
but they don't charge anything!
It's good I wasn't Lady Di...
it's good I wasn't Lady Di!

(CHORUS)
La, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la.