Un Día Con Carlitos

One day with Carlitos, I went to San Juan
We were feeling wild, wanted to get laid
Suddenly I saw two hot girls
We went up to them, trying to charm them
Of course, they fell for it
They left with us
And we quickly got to the apartment
I was feeling desperate
I pulled down my pants
I asked her name, and she said, "Ramón."
Oh, shit
The night went to hell
For being so reckless, look what happened to me
"Hey, look, Georgie, didn’t you do anything?"
Hold on, Carlitos, let me finish
I tied him up in the car
Took him to Villa
He had no idea what I was about to do
I let him go from the car
He ran away
I pulled out my .9mm and shot at him
Here my story could have ended
But Carlitos, don’t dodge
'Cause you haven’t said a thing

Hey, look, Georgie
What I’m about to tell you
What happened to me is pretty much the same
It wasn’t a guy, it was a hermaphrodite
Had a crazy dick and a huge clit
I quickly didn’t know what to do
I went to the kitchen and grabbed a knife
Quickly, I cut off the thing, look, I tossed it away
After two brothers, look, I threw it out.